We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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