apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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