Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
40s are totally the cure
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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