Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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