I think I am morally bankrupt
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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