WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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