i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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