i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
