have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize
