I should be sponsored by Trojan
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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