Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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