so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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