He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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