I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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