You're so nebulous sometimes
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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