I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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