she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
