the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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