Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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