You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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