So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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