i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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