do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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