Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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