idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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