she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
my poor anus
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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