it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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