What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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