im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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