I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Too much gin, very little bucket
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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