You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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