OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Watching her eat just hurts me
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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