mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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