I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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