hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Randomize
