she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
The struggles of a small town man whore
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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