I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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