you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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