Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He better not be in your backpack
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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