I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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