I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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