I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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