now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Farmville is her only friend.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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