I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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