I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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