East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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