Don't make out with my wife yet
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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