I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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