He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
