May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
operation harelip BJ is a go
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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